I am so, so sorry

Unfortunately for me, I have a MySpace account >.<

It wasn't my fault! Not my fault! The radio show I'm involved in, The Big Chill - Saturday nights on Ultra 106.5 FM at 7pm (nice plug!) - have a MySpace page, and want all the people involved to have one too. This means that, as the "security" of the show, I needed one.

Anyway, if you're into that sort of thing, here it is.

Laws Of The Universe (As Observed By Me) #2

"Let's just be friends" doesn't mean you're allowed to look at her. Ever.

Laws Of The Universe (As Observed By Me) #1

Every bar has a female bartender or glassie who will sing along, loudly, to any Bon Jovi song. This is often accompanied by pumping a fist into the air at dramatic moments in the song.

Here we go again

Do to some rather - unsavoury - things being said about me, this blog now only accepts comments from registered users. If you want to reply, please do so with a Blogger account or, I believe it's possible, with a Google account.

An obscure poem

I read a poem tonight, and enjoyed it. Here are the final lines. First person to tell me the author wins a prize.

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This pen is scrawny and hardly
seems able to ink out
or erase this plague that
infests my
Generation
This Giant, This Ogre
This Beast, This Death
that assumes a million faces,
that borrows my own.

My Favourite Lyrics #7

I woke up early this afternoon with a stuffy nose, sore throat, and very very nearly tears in my eyes. I came straight over to my computer and started listening to this song.

Superman, Five For Fighting

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me

I’m more than a bird, I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It's not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I'll never see

It may sound absurd, but don't be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed, but won't you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me

When spam goes wrong

So very very wrong.

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