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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Guns Don't Shoot People

They shoot people who are already dead!

My Urban Dead character, Pyros, now has a full arsenal of weaponry, armour and equipment at his disposal. One has to wonder how he manages to carry it all.

He currently has a flak jacket, fireaxe, a pair of wirecutters, a mobile phone, a first aid kit, a flare gun, a spray can, a GPS system, 4 fully loaded pistols (6 shots each), 5 loaded shotguns (2 shots each), 5 spare pistol clips and 4 unloaded shotguns.

What the..?

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

but does he have an AXE?

3:42 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh wait, he does

3:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's...

FANTASTIC!!! I WANT!!!

Yup. Hello. It's rachel.

Have fun all you funny people out there.

9:40 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whereas my guy, Alex, has:
10 pistols (only one of which is loaded, but I'm improving that)
10 shotguns (with one shot between them)
A flak jacket
A DNA extractor
A crowbar
A fuel can
A kitchen knife
A GPS unit
A pair of wirecutters
A spraycan
And a mobile phone.

9:34 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah - and an axe.

9:35 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

an AXE you say?

can he FIX THINGS with it?

10:12 am  
Blogger Zen said...

The Norse did. They fixed things with axes. Literally.

11:34 am  

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