Zen Versus The World #1
That's it. It's on. I'm challenging the world. That's right. In light of recent events (read: disasters) in my life, especially girlfriend related, I've had it with you, Mr. World. Clean slate. We start fresh here. Give it all you've got. Now you, reader, may think I've lost it. You may think I'm mad. You're just jealous! Now get that toast out of my ear.
This morning, I woke to my alarm and spent a mere few minutes complaining quietly about having to get up. I got up and rushed off to the shower. There was a stupid spider right there on the wall next to me. I hate spiders, but this was but a minor annoyance. No points for you Mr. World!
Anyway, I get out of the shower with plenty of time to go. Yes! Finally I wouldn't have to run out to the car - of the people who usually give me a lift - barefoot, and then put my shoes on in the car on the way to church. Bonus!
Then I heard my phone beep. One new message. And oh damn it was from the people giving me a lift. They were early. Fine, you get a point for that Mr. World.
I get to church and it's business as usual. Hey, I'm pretty annoyed. I don't even want to be there. But some friends come up, they're all concerned. I get a few compliments, and all is good. Can't beat that Mr. World! I've got friends. So there! A point for me.
So the church service is as normal. It finishes, I have some conversations and some coffee. Then the church annual general meeting is on. They've decided to make some considerable time setbacks, so this is good. I'm only there to try and vote a particular someone onto the Parish Council. So I buy some lollies and hand them out to the people sitting around me, and sit through the AGM.
We get to the Parish Council bit, and the rector comes up and annouces his appointments. People who don't need to be voted on. The person I'm there to vote on is among them. So I've just spent a perfectly good hour of my life listening to someone say the words "motion", "second" and "carried" when I could have been drinking more coffee. That's a point to you world.
Well, you win this day Mr. World, but I'll make a comeback tomorrow! There's a lan, and you can't stop me from raking in the points. Until next time, Mr. World, feel free to be nasty to me. You'll need it to win! Ha!
Scores to Date:
Zen 1, World 2
This morning, I woke to my alarm and spent a mere few minutes complaining quietly about having to get up. I got up and rushed off to the shower. There was a stupid spider right there on the wall next to me. I hate spiders, but this was but a minor annoyance. No points for you Mr. World!
Anyway, I get out of the shower with plenty of time to go. Yes! Finally I wouldn't have to run out to the car - of the people who usually give me a lift - barefoot, and then put my shoes on in the car on the way to church. Bonus!
Then I heard my phone beep. One new message. And oh damn it was from the people giving me a lift. They were early. Fine, you get a point for that Mr. World.
I get to church and it's business as usual. Hey, I'm pretty annoyed. I don't even want to be there. But some friends come up, they're all concerned. I get a few compliments, and all is good. Can't beat that Mr. World! I've got friends. So there! A point for me.
So the church service is as normal. It finishes, I have some conversations and some coffee. Then the church annual general meeting is on. They've decided to make some considerable time setbacks, so this is good. I'm only there to try and vote a particular someone onto the Parish Council. So I buy some lollies and hand them out to the people sitting around me, and sit through the AGM.
We get to the Parish Council bit, and the rector comes up and annouces his appointments. People who don't need to be voted on. The person I'm there to vote on is among them. So I've just spent a perfectly good hour of my life listening to someone say the words "motion", "second" and "carried" when I could have been drinking more coffee. That's a point to you world.
Well, you win this day Mr. World, but I'll make a comeback tomorrow! There's a lan, and you can't stop me from raking in the points. Until next time, Mr. World, feel free to be nasty to me. You'll need it to win! Ha!
Scores to Date:
Zen 1, World 2
posted by Zen | 5:48 pm
1 Comments:
Genius! Pure genius!
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